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To the two unlucky Assyrian Aussies who won the contest:
Posted By: Persi (ip68-108-15-6.lv.lv.cox.net)
Date: Thursday, 16 March 2006, at 6:00 p.m.
To all readers who dared to click on this post: Warning. Stop. You must first read all my posts under "Re: To all gentle and not so gentle readers of this ‘three-strike and you are out forum.’ If you do not do that, four things may happen: (1) CSDS (Computer Sudden Death Symptom), which will necessitate you to borrow money from your daddy to buy a new computer (I still owe my father for my computer); or (2) You may think one of us belong to asylum (do not get any ideas. No Asylum-based Green Cards here). One of us (certainly not me) will be involuntarily committed to the place for mentally ill patients; or (3) a Zowwa thug from Arizona will e-mail you pictures of Kanna; or (4) I do not know yet, but I will post as soon as I find out.
David answered the question and promptly asked:
"Now , once again, what was the prize?" Persistent guy, isn’t he?
Concerned Assyrian, who is another unlucky Assyrian Aussie winner, was so excited to locate the word "Had" that did not even ask for any prize. I guess, unlike David, Concerned Assyrian, did read my post regarding what the prize would be. The details of the prize are coming up soon.
Here are my concerns:
1. I have no idea how many more strikes I have left on this forum. Shamiram is not telling me. I guess she likes to see me in suspense. Therefore, I have to be careful as to the words that I use from my repertoire.
2. From all the readers who supposedly read and understood my post, only two answered. Both are Assyrian Aussies. Why is that? David just bear with me, your prize will be announced in details (but first read my prior post regarding your prize!).
(A) Did my post flew over the head of the Assyrians from the USA, because they are too busy thwarting one conspiracy after another against our church?
(B) Do the Assyrian Aussies like to read superb writings (David: you are not included, because you still have not figured out what the prize is)?
©) Do the Assyrian Aussies like rodents (Mates: how bad is in Australia? From what I can see, it does not look good at all).
(D) Are Assyrian guys from the USA petrified that their wives (some have more than two), girlfriends (all have two: one looks like a female, the other thinks she looks like a female, but she does not), boyfriends (I am not disposed to divulge information on this one), petfreinds may find out that they like rodents?
Official Warning to "Assyrian in the Know": there is no such word as "petfreinds." I just coined it and I am calling my lawyer (Wanderer Aimlessly, Esq.) to get a copyright for it. You bullied me last time on "Liposuction Queens." I will not be bullied anymore.
(E) Is money an issue? Read my post again, you could have been the winner, and I would have paid those promiscuous rodents!
These are important questions that need to be answered and deliberated.David: I know you are running out of patience regarding your prize, but I want answers to my questions first. Is it too much to ask for a nice guy like me who offered to pay the rodents for your pleasures?
Shamiram: In case you are wondering as to how this thread is related to our national cause, Soro and his co-conspirators, and other Assyrian or not so-Assyrian-related subjects, there is a relationship, which I will divulge for a prize. Hopefully, the prize would not be a dungeon, because I do not like rodents, but the Assyrian Aussies do.
Persi
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