Michael,
“Haha, I feel like I'm in an infomercial.”
*** You are right; it does sound like an infomercial. I didn’t realize it when I wrote it, otherwise I would have given it more flavor, ha ha ha.
“But then again, most of his followers will justify it as "unity."
*** It is “unity”; its unity of evil and every idiot in town.
“He can murder a bunch of orphans, and they'll still somehow manage their pride.
*** Oh, that would put him in an impossible position with Bubba! Remember, even hard core criminals have code of honor and hate baby killers.
“Starbucks all around!”
*** Yes, on Persi 
Shamiram