wow funny assyrian joke
Posted By: atoreta (22.214.171.124)
Date: Wednesday, 17 October 2007, at 7:45 p.m.
>The angel Gabriel came to the Lord and said "Lord, I HAVE to talk to
>We have some Assyrians up here in Heaven who are causing problems.
>They're swinging on the pearly gates, my horn is missing, they are
>wearing Dolce and Gabbana instead of their white robes, their riding
>instead of the chariots, and they're selling their halos to people for
>discount prices. They REFUSE to keep the stairway to Heaven clear,
>since they keep crouching down eating sunflower and watermelon seeds.
>Some of them are walking around with just one wing!"
>The Lord said, "Assyrians are Assyrians". Heaven is home to all my
>children. If you want to know about real problems, call the Devil."
>The Devil answered the phone, "Hello? ****!!, hold on a minute."
>The Devil returned to the phone, "OK I'm back. What can I do for you?"
>Gabriel replied, "I just wanted to know what kind of problems you're
>having down there."
>The Devil said, "Hold on again. I need to check on something."
>After about 5 minutes the Devil returned to the phone and said, "I'm
>back. Now what was the question?"
>Gabriel said, "What kind of problems are you having down there?"
>The Devil said, "MAN!! I don't BELIEVE this.......Hold on."
>This time the Devil was gone 15 minutes. The Devil returned and said,
>"I'm sorry Gabriel, I can't talk right now. Those **** Assyrians have
>put out the fire and are trying to install air conditioning! !
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