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To ex-bishop Bawai Soro
Posted By: Shamiram Daniali (adsl-69-225-25-202.dsl.skt2ca.pacbell.net)
Date: Monday, 22 May 2006, at 6:34 p.m.
I know your friends roam this forum all the time. They will pass this message on to you in no time.
Ex-bishop Bawai Soro, you would have been corruptive in any career just like you demonstrated to be in the religious field. Because we all know what motivates you in life is money and power. You are severely conscious deficient and lack basic moral and ethical values.
If you were a corporate business man, you would conspire against the CEO and embezzle money just like you did with the ACOE. You would have secret contracts with the competitor corporations; but you would market yourself to be a well meaning, peace loving kind of guy. You would step all over your employees and show off your Armani suits and Italian shoes.
If you were a doctor, you would build an empire by cheating the insurance companies and bill them for the services you did not provide. You would look down your nose on your patients because you would want them to bow to you and not question your education. You would rush through your surgeries to catch your investment broker, not minding to leave your surgical tool inside your patient’s body in your haste.
If you were a pilot, you would easily be bought by the terrorists and let them high jack your plane, for a huge lump sum, of course! Your lipoqueen friend would make a good accomplice as the stewardess of the plane. Later on, you would have no problem smiling for cameras and maintaining that “I’m a victim” face.
If you were an engineer, you would build one of those sophisticated drug dealers’ tunnels to make as much money as you possibly can. I wouldn’t be surprised if you joined an anti-drug group just for your image.
If you were a lawyer, you would shortly develop a reputation among the outlaws for your manipulative skills. Your business cards would be smuggled in the prison and handed from inmate to inmate. Bubba would sell his soul to meet you.
If you were a mechanic you would be greedy and not bother yourself with your customer’s safety after you cheated them by charging them for brakes you did not really change and cause their death.
If you were a Real Estate/Mortgage agent you would conspire with a Title company to make sure all the properties are somehow titled to you in a disguised manner fooling your clients into thinking they own their home!
If you were a government employee, you would breach confidentiality left and right and you would even release top secret information to international info brokers. For a huge pay off, I’m sure.
If you were a politician, well, you would be just like traitor Kanna, maybe even worse.
If you were a retail cashier, you would let young girls shop lift as long as they stole for you too. Then you would tell all the other stores in neighborhood how much you admire your boss, the store owner.
If you were a teacher, you would take bribes from your rich students and give them the test questions and answers way ahead of time. You would create a cult for yourself and plan to overthrow the school superintendent.
If you were a husband, first you would only marry a very rich woman to support your lazy self. You would have no problem stealing from your wife and cheating on her with her money. Who knows, since you are such a modern kind of guy, you may even do as your close friend does and have an “open relationship” type of marriage!
If you were a father, oh! Thank God you are in the profession you are. At least we can rest assured that you will not destroy an innocent life….or can we?
Your speeches would of course be adjusted to match your career. In the religious role, you are obligated to talk about unity and peace and have your cheerleaders do the dirty work. In the business world you would be singing the tune of customer service and product/service quality.
There are only two positive things for your disgrace to look forward to. One is that you will not be lonely in prison. You will meet many of the above criminals who will keep your company for a very long time. Who knows, maybe some of your current cheer leaders will visit you behind those glass windows. The other positive thing is that you will finally be able to focus on writing your thesis. Maybe even write a book or two from prison. You’ll have plenty of mentors. I have a title for your first book; call it “The Bad Apple” for all the bad apples out there. A bad apple is a bad apple, be it in an apple pail, an orange container or a mishmisheh bucket.
Shamiram
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