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To Micheal Baddo: Annabella and I have plans for the cuddly bear called Benjamin.

Posted By: Persi (ip68-108-15-6.lv.lv.cox.net)
Date: Thursday, 3 August 2006, at 7:09 p.m.

Micheal Baddo,

“I can help you save some money on the intrest for second mortgage you will take out for adopting benny!”

***Thank you for your offer; however, I have no worries about Benny’s costs. I know his sister is giving herself high fives for almost getting rid of him. She has no idea about our plans for Benny. He will not cost me any money, he will be a money-making machine for us.

As you may have heard, Annabella and I are entering into a business partnership. Our attorneys are putting the final touches on the contract. We have a plan to put Benny in a booth camp for few months to prepare him for a long trip and the hard work ahead of him. He will be going to Cayman Islands for Voodoo training (dolls with needles for long distance acupuncture). The school that I find has some of the best masters for this subspecialty. All the grand masters are females. The youngest is only 75-year young who is toothless (most of them are toothless). All the grand masters are on a strict aphrodisiac diet. I know he will have wonderful time there. Benny may become such a good student that grand masters may recommend to the school not to charge us any money (they may even pay us some money.) A win-win situation even for Benny!

Benny: do not forget I have a good Assyrian friend who is a dentist in San Jose. Tell those grand masters that I can make an arrangement for them for discounted dental implements as long as they change their aphrodisiac diet at least 2 months before they see my friend.

Benny: no gizmo-intensive items of hardware for you pal. When you are there, look for an auxiliary back up grand master named Zippy. Her 25-pound pasty, hairy, belly-button flab, which looks like a bloated mutant one-eyed baby dolphin, is the talk of the Island. She will give you plenty of information regarding offshore banking. The first thing she will tell is the banks in Cayman Islands do not have automatic teller machines. Those of you who disagree with Zippy’s statement, please send us a picture of your bank in Cayman Islands showing automatic teller machines.

Persi

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To Micheal Baddo: Annabella and I have plans for the cuddly bear called Benjamin.
Persi (ip68-108-15-6.lv.lv.cox.net) -- Thursday, 3 August 2006, at 7:09 p.m.

Re: To Micheal Baddo: Annabella and I have plans for the cuddly bear called Benjamin.
Micheal Baddo (c-24-13-40-175.hsd1.il.comcast.net) -- Thursday, 3 August 2006, at 7:51 p.m.