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To HO: your career prospects with Soro. Humor Infested.

Posted By: Persi (ip68-108-15-6.lv.lv.cox.net)
Date: Monday, 28 August 2006, at 5:48 p.m.

HO,

“I threw a Law School Welcome Back Party this weekend and I had 150 people show up by simply sending 1 invitation email.”

***If you can get 150 people to your party with just an e-mail, my friend you are in luck (Lakhmokh Jo Mishkha Elleh Khooni). I see a great career prospects for you as Soro’s PR man and in-house (Soro’s house) counsel. The opportunities are so wide that I have tears of joy just thinking about them (yes, I can be emotional too!)

You do not have to worry about billable hours that big law firms are demanding from their young and not so young associates. You will have paid vacations (any Caribbean Island of your choice) and he may even allow you to engage in side work, which would entail some work for his friends, relatives, in-laws, Zowwa, and some Catholics (including Sana). Be prepared to spend long hours in useless meetings in a room with closed doors and windows (they do not believe in fresh air) in the company of many Bay Areas’ well-known “Assyrians.”

Ask for a high six-figure income. He can afford it. Do not forget about my cut for my brilliant career advice that I gave you. I do not mind if you decide to name your first child (boy or girl) after me as a sign of respect and appreciation. Although my existence has been questioned in this forum on many occasions, I do exist and that is my real name.

Persi

BTW: Soro is desperately looking for young deacons for his 38-member church. His “G-3” plan (I lost the count of his plans) may include Soro’s “church” in every city where the ACOE has a property. He may ask you to be his deacon in addition to PR and in-house attorney. For that task, ask for more money because you may become a flying deacon.